Post by DoritoBurrito on May 18, 2013 21:58:16 GMT -5
Name: Hoover Sweeps
Age: 39
Race: Unicorn
Sex: Male
Height: 3’ 10” (Or whatever is AVERAGE for most unicorns)
Hometown: Small village that no longer exists. Also if you ask him he’d say ‘none of your business.’
Likes: Root beer, a clean house, his hat, listening in on gossip.
Dislikes: Morons, Ponies who make his job harder than it should be, Party cannons, anypony messing with his hat, anypony who pesters him about himself.
Physical Description: Darker Yellowish Brown fur, Grey mop like hair, scars running along his front legs (Obscured by his janitor’s uniform he wears),
muscular build, Wears a light blue janitor's uniform and a brown belt. Is never seen without his lovely newsy cap.
Personality: At first meeting him, Sweeps would come offs as a gruff, and swift to the point kind of stallion. If you attempt to get to know him by asking him questions, he’d probably answer with as little information as possible. However if you tried asking him about what he’s heard lately, he may indulge you in a conversation about recent things he’s heard through the grapevine, or telling you what he thinks of his fellow pony. He would come off as sarcastic, smarmy, quick witted, and surprisingly intelligent. If you became a good acquaintance of Sweeps he might open to you more, showing that while he is a sarcastic jerk, he’s not an rude or cruel stallion, he’s actually quite the nice guy who doesn’t expect to be thanked for the things he does when nopony is looking.
Occupation: Currently is a Janitor/ Cleaner for hire. He has a few contracts for repeat business, but he does on call work as well. Lately he’s been instrumental in the cleaning and revitalization projects after the recent Natural/Unnatural/Evil Princess/Mad God/Changeling/Smoke Monster King/Random Disasters that seem to be popping up lately.
It’s rumored that he did something before being a janitor, something involving the guard. Asking him about it yields no answers, and the few that do know, aren’t talking either.
Cutie mark: A broom pushing some papers. Some might think this means he’s good at cleaning with a broom. Half right. He’s good at using any pole like object to cleanse anything he sets his sights on. Once he was caught failing a mob around like he was some sort of ninja—managing not only to make the place spotless, but look as if he was fighting off a dragon—as he was cleaning. Sweeps of course denies he ever did such a thing.
Bio: Not much is known about this stallion to the public. He’s very secretive about his own past and nearly refuses to answer any questions pertain to himself most of the time.
Currently he lives on the second destroy of a house that he rents from in ponyville. It being the near center of Equestria and a train ride to almost any major client he has allows him to have his quiet life in between work. … Then again, it is ponyville, and quiet is hard to get lately.
Other stuff: He doesn’t take contracts in Canterlot unless its an emergency. The reasons why he avoids the capital are not known, but guessed that they link to his past and previous job.
Audio:
wilizin.tumblr.com/post/50587779874/the-sarcastic-smarmy-and-witty-janitor
OC Belongs to: Wil Risen